Monday, October 13, 2008

The Global Economy

Remember where you heard it late last year:  The world economy is doooooooommmmmeedd!!

Although, as 1,23..6llll.yobbo commented on my last post, there is a good chance that we will all be okay.  If not, I am prepared to eat the dead.  

If you had to eat the dead, would you be more comfortable eating a girl or a guy, and why?

14 comments:

Amjad said...

This is assuming there's no more green stuff to eat?

Well, I guess it depends on what my purpose in eating is. Do I merely want to quiet my growling stomach or do I want to add padding to my body for the winter? In the former case I'd eat a guy, in the latter I'd eat a girl. On average males have a larger muscle:fat ratio than gals.

You?

Anonymous said...

Lol, Shale. Ur head is messed up. I never thot of such a thing. :P

PaLoMiNo said...

hmmmm...

amooot min il yooo3 wayed a7san ;P

Amjad said...

Translation:
My dying from hunger is much better ";P"

PaLoMiNo said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL amjad ;p

PaLoMiNo said...

I'd rather die of starvation is a better translation, i guess ;p

Amjad said...

No. I'm an A.I.-ist and my translation is the extent of development in machine translation nowadays lol

You really think you won't start eating human flesh if you're about to die of starvation? Even if everyone else around you does?
You don't have much faith in your survival instincts...

Ammaro said...

well, id rather eat white chubby people. flesh probably tastes sweeter.

Amjad said...

I never knew lower concentrations of skin melanin produce sweeter tasting skin*. Fascinating!


*citation needed

Dr. Shale bin Agnon said...

Ammaro:
Or maybe it's because we don't use our hands to wipe our bums? ;)
That is a cultural diff. that I will never surmount.

I have wondered a good bit about how whether I would eat a male or female.

Male:
Pros:
1. Bigger muscle mass.
Cons:
1. It seems kinda gay, or something. Ugh, shiver.
2. Maybe they are more likely to be tough and stringy than tender and sweet like females?

Female:
Pros:
1. I like them.
Cons:
1. I like them.
2. Not much meat.

Obviously, if it were a desert island, with me, a girl, and a guy, the guy would be bbq day 1.

Amjad said...

Not just our hands. Our hands & water.
I hate it when I forget to get some water to wash with after no. 1... And forget about going no. 2 without water.

It feels awkward when I have to fill up a bottle of water in public bathrooms here before paying a visit to the toilet. I always wonder if the other ladies are trying to figure out what I intend to do with it lol.. Thank god the department has single-person bathrooms.
I miss spray hose..

unreachable said...

ewwwww :P i mix them ( boys & girlz ) and figure out a new recipe :P

L.R.643 said...

well if there REALLY was no other choice, and if you REALLY do demand an answer to this blasphemous question of urz, them i'd go with the girl solely for the reason of hygiene..

simply put, i think they'd be much cleaner (no sexism intended), that way the nauseating side effects wudn't be that intense;)

Dr. Shale bin Agnon said...

Okay, guys, one of the most basic of survival questions, and none of us are sure. How will we survive?