Thursday, July 3, 2008

I got a tv

Apparently 3 in 5 women suffer periodic skin imperfections, according to the company selling the cream. Last time I checked, 9 out of 10 people were butt ugly. I am having trouble relating these facts.

I do not want to see babies' arses. I do not care about nappies. Please stop showing me babies' arses.

That chick in that ad is completely emaciated. She has an 8 year old kid, and she is completely emaciated. Has nobody told that that is unhealthy? Surely she knows this? Did she diet while she was pregnant too? Get over yourself, love, and look after your poor little girl. She probably is not as obsessed with avoiding food as you.

Old people? Why is all the televison about old people? And animals? What the hell kind of country do I live in where nobody cares about anything but old people, disabled people, and ducks.

Old people discussing their weddings and describing showband gigs in the fifties in stunted Gaeilge with English subtitles must be the cheapest imaginable programming to make.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

And this is exactly why I don't watch tv!

Just movies, documentaries, and dvd re-runs. :)

Aisha said...

err.. congrats on the tv?