Saturday, April 26, 2008

Hmmm

This is not a very loved blog so far. If only I had some news.

How about... I got an email saying that I am unofficially past my PhD exam...

Seven things I PLAN to do:
1. Get really pissed tonight with the lads to celebrate my unofficial end of torture.
2. Get a really swanky overcoat to go with the suits I now wear.
3. Write that software application to simulate face surfaces.
4. Look into doing actuarial exams.
5. Learn Italian properly.
6. Get around to playing a gig.
7. Write those papers.

Seven things I CAN do:
1. Scare people.
2. Be completely unthreatening. I just wish I could choose between when I do 1 and when I do 2.
3. Obsess over the state of my fitness.
4. Play well enough to play a gig.
5. Do torturous things to get what Iwant.
6. Be completely independent from family or friends both financially and socially. I am not sure if that is a good thing.
7. Pick up languages quickly.


Seven things I CAN'T do:

1. Be single without trying to fix it.
2. Ignore my conscience.
3. Lose my obsession with avoiding being poor.
4. Hide my facial expressions, which almost everyone I know agrees that they speak for themselves. No verbal words required.
5. Sleep well.
6. Control my sleep talking episodes.
7. Live without music.

Seven things I SAY the most:
1. Fuck. (I once worked on a building site. I am soft, so I needed to give a tough impression.)
2. Indeed. (I am a pompous arse.)
3. Illogical. (Nine years in univserity studying or researching in maths.)
4. Irrational. (see 3)
5. Feach ar sin (look at that - generally referring to a her rather than a that.)
6. Grrr. (I am a cranky man.)
7. Caffeine. (Probably the reason I am such a cranky man.)

5 comments:

Manutdfanatic said...

Unofficially? Enlighten me.

Dr. Shale bin Agnon said...

Unofficial word from the examiners through my supervisor by email. You are as enlightened as me.

Anonymous said...

I believe the facial thing is a gemini thing. My little gemini cuz's facial expressions speak louder than words as well.

Feach ar sin. Never heard anyone say that before. "Ar"?

Dr. Shale bin Agnon said...

pronounced fake air shin, if you want to skip the nuances. you obviously don't want to skip the nuances, though.

Anonymous said...

Me no understand.